lovehoney is like so discreet about everything except for emails from their SEXPERTS about your SEX BUCKET LIST 2019 or SEXY IDEAS FOR THAT VIBRATOR YOU JUST BOUGHT that anyone glancing over my shoulder at my big ol phone screen can just Read with their own eyeballs (p.s. no i wont turn off notification previews bc i need them for reasons)
I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams